Listen. I understand the special bond between Dads and their baby girls. I know it's real. I know that no boy/man that she brings home will ever be good enough for his sweet dumplin', precious lambchop, angel-face, puddin' pop. And I know that her Daddy is the first man she'll ever love. Very important relationship. I get it.
But, has it gotten so bad out here that Dads are resorting to this?! An "Application For Permission To Date My Daughter." Whoa.
I love the "Explain what 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' means to you" section. Sweet pre-teen Jesus. What is this world coming to? *giggle*