Me: I'm about to get real serious about my workouts. Like-for real, for real. Summer's coming!
Skinny Friend: Me too, girl.
Me: What do you mean? You're like a size 6 or something, right?
Skinny Friend: Please! I wish. I'm a size 8. Total pig. Team Chunk. What size are you?
Me: *sips wine....blank stare*
*Side Note: I'm larger than a size 8 and I'm very sensitive about my weight.