Top 10 First Date Tips & Turn-Off's (For Guys)

Let's jump right into this, shall we?

1. Fellas, don't treat the date like it's an interview.  We know you want to get to know us, but just chill, relax and let the conversation.....flow.
     
2. For the love of God, please don't talk about yourself for three hours!  Not only is it rude, it defeats the whole purpose of going out on a date.  There should be an equal distribution of dialogue.
   
   
3. So, you're a former "ladies man?"  Cool.  No need to tell us about alllllll of your former female conquests... Tacky, immature and TMDI (Too Much Damn Information!)
   
   
4. Be a gentleman. Yes, women are independent. Yes, we run the world (Thank you Beyonce).  But, we love chivalry.  We really do...
   
   
5. Do a hygiene check before you leave the house.  *Note: Make sure you check the inside of your ears and other secret places.  Women notice everything!
   
   
6. Don't compliment your date too much.  One or two is fine, but if you tell her she's beautiful every 5 minutes, she'll think you have "stalker" tendencies.
   
   
7. Take it easy on the alcohol. Drunk on the first date?  Probably won't get you a second date.  Just sayin'...
    
8. Do not, under any circumstances say anything bad about Michelle Obama.  She is our fearless leader.  Just nod and agree.
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9. Be yourself.  There's nothing worse than listening to lies, fabrication & exaggeration when you know the truth...
   
   
10. Just say NO to technology!  Take a break from your cell phone, text messaging, tweets and Facebook status updates.  Pay attention to your date.